Well, as I sit here in front of the computer, I realize I've been stricken with a potentially deadly ailment.  I'm BORED, BORED, BORED!  I never thought such a thing would happen to me, I feel so, so...strange.

I've basically done everything I need to do in the realm of chores, etc. so that leaves me thinking "What to do now?".  Damn my consistent efficiency!  Who would have imagined that being able to manage my time, prioritize my tasks and plan effectively would lead to such a horrific condition?  For the love of God, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE LAZY!!! I must have something to do at all times, lest I feel unproductive.

Somebody, anybody, please help me find something to do!!! The boredom, it weakens me, I feel drained.  The sweating is uncontrollable, my hands shake and my stomach churns.  The pounding in my head is in sync with every beat of my racing heart, my breathing becoming more and more labored.  I feel as though I may not survive...but, wait, what is this?

A list, yes a list of things that don't need to be done, but were shelved as being non-essential.  Joy, joy at last!  I am able to once again feel a surge of responsibility course through my temporarily shattered being.  There is hope for me yet.  And with that, I shall complete these tasks now, with a ferver unsurpassed, and a smile on my face.  Boredom, be gone!